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Some time ago, I always wanted to make an ornament. I wanted to find something that is very common and easy to ignore, but it is the most precious under special circumstances. I didn't have any ideas until I was thinking about how to design a makeup mirror for the blind at 2 o'clock that night in the dormitory toilet (Sato seems to like to think like this too), just thought XPP touched the pipe next to the toilet and found that there was no paper. At this time, I was faced with a difficult choice in my life:
1. At 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, I called my roommates affectionately with the voice that can be heard in the whole building: Brother Base, Paper......
2. Wait for the evening wind in November to gently blow Penghu Bay, allowing loneliness to dry out naturally in the middle of the night.
There is no doubt that I finally chose the former. When one hand tremblingly handed out two pieces of paper from the hole under the toilet door, the scene like a horror movie moved me to tears. At that moment, I realized that a piece of paper was not just a piece of paper, it was two pieces, and it carried the hope that my legs were numb, containing my last stubbornness waiting for loneliness to dry, it is so common and unknown, but at this time, it is my precious and only belief. I made such a big mistake because I didn't notice the disaster for a while. It would still wipe my ass silently after the aftermath. Apart from my parents being so kind to me, there were only tissues. At that moment, my inspiration came out, and I thought of a plan, an ordinary and precious inspiration. The ending of all this seemed to be perfect. (Of course, if the last two pieces of paper are not buckled...)
This is a paper roll necklace made of stainless steel. The paper roll is usually ordinary and unknown. If you get into trouble, it will wipe your ass silently. He is the most common, but he is also the most precious. Make a necklace and hang it around your neck in case of emergency. When you have no paper in the toilet, it will come in handy in times of crisis and restore your final dignity.
Maybe someone asked what such a small paper roll could do. You certainly didn't pay attention to the imperfect ending above. Well, there is nothing wrong with it. It is used to wipe your fingers. As for stainless steel, scraping damage, the next topic we can discuss how straight steel men are tempered.
This stainless steel roll is definitely the best choice for death.
Name Note: The name of this product is: The last stubborn-no show anus necklace, steel and anus are homophonic, implying that your chrysanthemum will never rust even if it is dried, and will show to fly.
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Interesting soul.
LV, Hermes, etc. applied to play
It's too good to laugh to death.
I'm going to laugh to death. It's very interesting and personalized.
I'm sorry.
Ha ha ha ha very interesting
Ancient Lutong, Burberry, now there is a life-killing paper ring
Interesting ha ha ha
Big Brother Big Brother
If there is cactus material, it will do.
It would be better to change to steel nails.
It is recommended to change to sandpaper material.
amazing
You are one of the most coquettish students I have ever seen
Talent